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Bill's Bit

Another summer here then and ein’t that been a cold old spring. The grass didn’t start growing till the middle of May did it? I don’t reckon there will be much of a hay crop nowhere, ‘cos that’s already going to a seed head without no stalk much. Poor old farmers, again no hay to sell for beer money next winter! The trees are all looking good though I see that red conker tree by the village sign looks lovely now all out in blossom. How many of you remember that grut big old Red conker up by the Blacksmiths shop where Quy court now stands? I’ll bet that would have looked good this year. I don’t reckon a lot on all the other conker trees though. By now they should all have a thick mass of dark green leaves what you can’t see through, but they all look a bit pale and poor this year. I reckon that old fungus they’ve had for the last two years is taking a toll. Lets hope that’s gone now, and all the trees will next year return to their former strength and glory. I have heard the Cookoo once this year, but I know someone heard it down Quy Fen in early April. Linda reckons she heard him four times in one day down the park, but they are getting rarer each year. There ein’t only half a dozen swallows about yet either. I see a couple early in April and thought that looked good, but they ein’t had many mates come to join them. We’ve had some lovely wide blue skies this last week or two, and most years by now they would be full of swallows and martins ducking and diving about. Now look up, nothing, well praps an old crow or pigeon flying over, or Jackdaws. There’s hundreds of them all nesting in the hollow apple trees down my orchard.
Other birds are busy though, Paul Currington tells me. There’s seven pairs of Buzzards nesting. One pair are just behind the second Lodge gate house. If you look up they sit there quite happy, only don’t upset Merilyn ‘cos she might not like you peeping. There’s a pair of Hobby Falcons Paul and Chris were watching along the old railway line. They were hunting in a pair, so don’t know whether they are breeding or not. There’s magpies about like you’ve never seen. Alan and Shaun have managed to trap over 80 already this year, so that’s a whole lot more young chicks from other small birds what have been saved from slaughter. Paul reckons there is two pairs of Marsh Harriers nesting down Wilbraham Fen this year. He saw both pairs earlier and now only the males are flying about so the hens are probably sitting on eggs. There is a pair of Barn owls about up near the Pink house. Last week Paul saw a Chinese water deer down by Crickles. He reckoned that was hollering out for a mate, and the noise that made you could hear miles away. He also reckons that he has never seen so many leverets about as this year, so hopes of a big increase in the hare population, unless they get poached or coursed by Dids. The mink are the main problem this year; there are about a dozen on the river between Gaynes and the river bridge. They have killed no end of broods of ducklings, either the eggs or the young chicks. There was a load of big chub by the iron bridge, but they have gone and the mink have been seen with one of them in their mouths. No one has seen a Kingfisher on the river this year and there is normally a pair or two nest up by The Boot. Last year the mink cleared out a kingfisher’s nest of eggs so it has probably happened again. The keepers are trying to trap the mink, but they are wily old animals and so far not much luck. Actually there must be some kingfishers about, ‘cos one flew straight into John Chapman’s window a few weeks ago and unfortunately killed itself. Linda tells me that she has Blue Tits and Great Tits nesting in two of her boxes. She watched a woodpecker opening out one of the holes and that is the one that now houses the Great Tits.
Station Road again see, there’s everything happening down there just lately. What with this famous Television chef living in the thatched house by DJ . Did you see him on Master chef? Well done Alex you put Quy on the map, and didn’t you do well to get to the finals.
Then sadly the poor old Cob swan was shot dead a few weeks ago. The police got the gun with finger prints etc:, and a dark bloke was seen running away, but they ein’t caught no one yet. I suppose it was some sort of ---uanian who eat swans in their country, so if they catch him the police won’t do nothing. Andrea Carrier (wot was) has kept the Pen swan going as she sat on her eggs, by going down to feed her three times a day. Well done Andrea and she actually brought off five babies ( the Swan not Andrea), but it had been reduced to two fairly quick by whatever are its natural predators. Normally when the young swan family are on the river mum swims in front and dad behind, but I suppose with only one adult the cygnets were much more vulnerable. Sadly I have now been told that there are no cygnets left, and she has moved up the river to Quy Mill. However on the bright side two new swans have moved onto the Broadwater, could be youngsters what were born here. Let’s hope they are an actual pair and they give us as much pleasure as the old ones have for so many years.
Mal had a posh birthday present in March. She was at Karen’s a day or so before, when suddenly in popped Elvis Presley, all in his finery with his stretched limo outside, and serenaded her. Then he came to her house again on her actual birthday. That pleased her, and what with her dancing away so much at the over sixties do she is getting real with it in her old age, (well late middle age). I ein’t gonna tell you how old she is , but me, her and Col Crisp were born in the village within a fortnight of each other. We have all lived here all our lives, and me and Col are seventy.
I had a rare treat for my birthday. A day with Suffolk Punch Horses. Me and Jean went to a place in Suffolk, where they keep two Suffolk stallions, several mares and Suffolk horses of all ages. I was allocated George, a big old gelding about 12 years old. I was able to groom him and then tack him up, blast that brought back some memories. Then I took him long reining before we hitched him into a cart, then me, Jean and the horse keeper went for a long ride round the farm tracks. As soon as we got off the road I was able to drive him most of the way. He kept breaking into a trot and heading over to one side of the track (‘cos he was used to being part of a pair in the cart) which put the cart wheel almost into the ditch. Frightened the life out of Jean, but I thoroughly enjoyed it, and felt in complete control.
It was sad to hear that Dave Roff had died. He was a real Quy character and had been gamekeeper here for nearly forty years. His country skills and knowledge were well known around and he had always been a pleasure to talk to about countryside matters. His last few years had been a bit difficult and it was such a tragedy so soon after little David’s death. Our hearts go out to Mal who has so much to bear.
So many of you have asked how Lucky the lamb is. Did she make it ? Well yes she did and now Jean and Jasper are pestering me to keep her next year. This here sympathetic lark ein’t much good for farming. I had a rare rough old ewe last year, she was so bad she should have gone in my freezer, but I was persuaded by all these sloppy women to let her stay to die in the field. Then come the day to put the tup in I had to bring her home so that he wouldn’t mate with her. By Christmas, when I had all the sheep home, I thought she was so rough and the season so late she wouldn’t stand for him, so I put them all in the yard together. Wrong! She lambed last Friday. Females you can’t trust them no how. Anyway she also had enough milk to feed the lamb, so that’s O.K. We have called him Bonus and he is doing well. Thank goodness that’s a male lamb so I won’t be persuaded to keep him.
Well we had a good Quiz last week. Against all predictions the team calling themselves Norfolk n’chance won scoring 78 points, with Vicarage East second and Vicarage West third. Three other teams competed and the final results showed that all the teams were within 12 points, so that was a fairly even contest. Ian Waters had given us a speaker system to try, and it worked fairly well.
I was very proud to learn that the Quy Fen Trust book on the history of Quy Fen, written by Peg was awarded a prize by the Cambs Local History society. I had to go to Toft and be presented with it, where I was happy to praise her up amongst some very up-market personalities. I’ll bet Peg and Ron were looking down and having a good old smile about it, especially at me getting all tongue tied saying a few words.
So what’s next? Well we’d like to see you all at the Fete on July 10th in the Orchard. That’s always a nice homely event, and a good chat. Quy church certainly need the money, funds only just balance each year. Then there will be rounders in July. Normally another good turn out of villagers. Don’t know the date yet, but look out for posters.
Right, better get this over to Nigel, I’m only a day or two late as usual. Cheers Bill Watts

P.S.
We all know Sheila runs a good dry cleaning service at the Shop, but last week poor old Brian Thorby thought he had suddenly lost a lot of weight. He’d had his trousers cleaned and picked them up from the shop, but when he put them on they were about four sizes too big. Yes Sheila had give him someone else's trousers.
By a sheer coincidence two families who have lived in Quy for about forty years met at an airport terminal. "Hello Margaret," says Heather. "Hello Heather and Barry," says Margaret. "Who are they?" asks Ray. Praps Ray hadn't got his glasses on.


 

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